edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

swayzepatrick:

fabootheenigma:

grodus:

i like this one

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

fucking bless whoever made this

vixen7:

thorgasmed:

doctorinthebox:

This fucking video omg

Don’t trust the first few seconds and the thumbnail of a video 

DOWN, CINNAMON

This is will never old.

pmon3y69:

idealisthymnal:

So a guy from the local paper stopped me at graduation while I was photographing some of my friends, and asked me to retake the picture so he could photograph me taking it, and it somehow ended up on their website.

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Great way to capture the ending of Senior year, right? Well, until you see the photo I was actually taking 

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why does this not have an infinite amount of notes

squigglehaunt whispered:
I just realized. If anon possesses the grammatical quirks of Kanaya Maryam and Will Smith's son, would that make them a... Jadenblood?

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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EVERYTHING I HATE

except for nick cage
i like some nick cage

heidi8:

I asked Benedict Cumberbatch a question this week. As a door prize, I got a penguin-shaped flash drive, and here is what was on it. 

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

sexagaki:

how do people even get canon urls

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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caterloopincandor:

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

HOW IS HE YOUR DRIVING TEACHER?