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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

gaytable:

gaytable:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry 

he’s dating my friend now 

thanks to this incident my friend got laid 

not me

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

awh

ha i thought they

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

levioui:

when you’re in public and someone says titan

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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

Reblog if you would date a trans person

therainbowgorilla:

slytherin-swag:

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

Your teacher sucks.

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

lauraumonster:

theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

It goes faster the longer you look at it

prplpen:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

kaiaminalcrossing:

every day