“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
So a guy from the local paper stopped me at graduation while I was photographing some of my friends, and asked me to retake the picture so he could photograph me taking it, and it somehow ended up on their website.
Great way to capture the ending of Senior year, right? Well, until you see the photo I was actually taking
why does this not have an infinite amount of notes
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
EVERYTHING I HATE
except for nick cage
i like some nick cage
I asked Benedict Cumberbatch a question this week. As a door prize, I got a penguin-shaped flash drive, and here is what was on it.
I am so glad I pressed play
how do people even get canon urls
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
HOW IS HE YOUR DRIVING TEACHER?